diary of a psychopath

You’re the cutest fucking thing ever!!!

I love that you can make my heart feel like it’s there. You make me feel like I have emotion.

I’ll never be tired of seeing that smile on your face. It brings me so much joy.

You’re so fucking hilarious. I’m so in love with you.

It’s not often I actually feel like I’m missed by someone.

When you tell me you love me, I believe it.

When you tell me you miss me, I also believe it.

Goes 110 in the 55

Casually cruises at 105mph

I’ve got the best wife

The amount of hair of yours that end up on/wrapped around my dick cracks me up.